What I Need.

Inventions I could use these days:

~ Carpet that has permanent vacuum lines.

~ Board games that consist of just the board, no accessories.

~ Plants that can walk to the sink and water themselves.

~ A clock that isn't 10 minutes slow.

~ A cable company that shows nothing but Dora the Explorer, The Power Rangers and Blue's Clues all day, every day.

~ A dining room table with a suction system running along the edge, so that it can suck up all the junk after each meal.

~ A refrigerator and pantry that replenishes it's stock with only high fiber, high protein, low calorie snacks and meals.

~ Any exercise program that doesn't require me to lift a finger.

Also...

A seamstress, personal chef, an errand runner and appointment maker, a secretary for the phones, a dog babysitter.... and maybe a blog writer??